"Ladies, Gentlemen, Friends & Family, A request from The League of Crafty Guitarists Many thanks for your presence and your interest in our work. Please give us your ears. Please do not take photographs, on cameras or mobile telephones; with or without flash. This disturbs our work to a greater degree than it is possible to simply explain, or you might believe, were we able. Please also, do not record or film. So, if you will, relax and enter our performance space with goodwill. We need your support."